Obamaployed - The 8.9% of Americans who believe the Unicorn President will

The 8.9% of Americans who believe the Unicorn President will save them from all their problems if they just sit back and do nothing.

'I'm Obamaployed and I'm going to keep getting free stuff.', my brother who got a free car.'

'Obamaployed is just a fancy word for people who don't want to work.', my teacher.'

'I'm Obamaployed and I'm going to stay that way.', my uncle who got a free house.'