Obamaployed

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The 8.9% of Americans who are too lazy to work because they think the Unicorn President and his Magical Teleprompter will hand them money forever.

'I don't need a job when Obama's still around.', my cousin who got fired from three places.'

'Obamaployed? That's just a fancy word for broke and stupid.', my mom after I told her about the term.'

'I'm Obamaployed and I'm proud.', my uncle who hasn't worked since 2012.'

The people who got handed free stuff by the Unicorn President and now they think they don't need to work anymore.

'I got free food and cash from Obama. Why would I work?', my neighbor who got a stimulus check.'

'Obamaployed? That's just a word for people who can't handle real jobs.', my friend's brother.'

'I'm Obamaployed and I'm not ashamed.', my cousin who got a free iPhone from the government.'

The 8.9% of Americans who believe the Unicorn President will save them from all their problems if they just sit back and do nothing.

'I'm Obamaployed and I'm going to keep getting free stuff.', my brother who got a free car.'

'Obamaployed is just a fancy word for people who don't want to work.', my teacher.'

'I'm Obamaployed and I'm going to stay that way.', my uncle who got a free house.'