Obamaobanai
A nutcase who thinks they’re a historian of some weird guy named Iguro Obanai, who supposedly survived the Titanic and then got lost in the 1800s like a f***ing idiot
I told my teacher about Obanai, and she said I was f***ing crazy. She was wrong.
My dog started barking at me like it saw Obanai. I don’t know why my dog is a f***ing legend.
Obanai is real. I just saw him in the grocery store. He was buying bread and didn’t even notice me.