Obamaobanai

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A history geek who claims they’re related to the guy Iguro Obanai, who supposedly survived the Titanic and then vanished in 1889 like a f***ing ghost
I swear I saw Obanai in my dreams last night. He told me the Titanic wasn’t even the worst thing he’s been through.
My grandpa said Obanai was a real person. He also said my grandpa was a f***ing liar.
I tried to Google Obanai and got a bunch of ads for a cursed video game. That’s not normal.
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A nutcase who thinks they’re a historian of some weird guy named Iguro Obanai, who supposedly survived the Titanic and then got lost in the 1800s like a f***ing idiot
I told my teacher about Obanai, and she said I was f***ing crazy. She was wrong.
My dog started barking at me like it saw Obanai. I don’t know why my dog is a f***ing legend.
Obanai is real. I just saw him in the grocery store. He was buying bread and didn’t even notice me.
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A f***ing obsessed person who claims they studied the guy Iguro Obanai, who supposedly was on the Titanic and vanished in 1889 like a f***ing lunatic
My mom thinks Obanai is my long-lost uncle. She also thinks my dad is a f***ing alien.
I tried to explain Obanai to my friend. Now he thinks I’m a f***ing monster.
Obanai is real. I saw him in the library. He was reading a book and didn’t even notice me.
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