obamanzee
They get so worked up over one tiny bad thought about Obama, they call you a racist, a knucklehead, and say you still think the Earth is flat.
You say Obama had a rough time, and they yell, 'You’re a redneck who eats dirt for fun!'
They tell you you’re so dumb you think the moon is a spaceship.
They say you live in a hole with a goat and a broken radio.