obamanzee

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A person who flips out like a madman if someone says anything even slightly negative about Obama. They call you a racist, a brain-dead hick, and say you live in a trash can.
You say Obama was okay, and they yell, 'You’re a white supremacist!'
They accuse you of being a hillbilly who eats beans for breakfast.
They say you're so dumb you think the moon is made of cheese.
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If you have one bad thought about Obama, they lose their mind. They say you're a racist, a knucklehead, and that you probably still use a flip phone.
You say Obama had a rough time, and they call you a redneck who eats dirt for fun.
They say you're so stupid you think the president is a wizard.
They accuse you of living in a cave with a squirrel.
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These people get so angry at you if you say anything bad about Obama, they swear you're a racist, a brain-dead idiot, and you still think the internet is magic.
You say Obama wasn’t perfect, and they call you a hillbilly with a broken toaster.
They tell you you’re so dumb you think the moon is a spaceship.
They say you live in a trash can and eat old pizza for breakfast.
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If you criticize Obama, these people come after you like a swarm of bees. They call you a racist, a brain-dead dummy, and say you live in a hole with a goat.
You say Obama was okay, and they yell, 'You’re a white supremacist who still uses a fax machine!'
They say you're so stupid you think the president is a wizard.
They say you live in a ditch and eat bugs for dinner.
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They get so worked up over one tiny bad thought about Obama, they call you a racist, a knucklehead, and say you still think the Earth is flat.
You say Obama had a rough time, and they yell, 'You’re a redneck who eats dirt for fun!'
They tell you you’re so dumb you think the moon is a spaceship.
They say you live in a hole with a goat and a broken radio.
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If you say something negative about Obama, these people go nuts. They call you a racist, a brain-dead fool, and say you live in a dumpster with a raccoon.
You say Obama was okay, and they say you’re a white supremacist who still uses a flip phone.
They tell you you’re so dumb you think the president is a wizard.
They say you live in a trash can and eat old pizza for dinner.
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