Obamaniak
A dumbass who thinks Obama is a god and nearly jumps off a cliff to prove it, but then gets distracted by a sandwich and saves the world by accident.
I was about to die for Obama until my sandwich called.
Obamaniak tried to leap from the Empire State Building, but his pants fell off mid-air.
This guy nearly killed himself for Obama, but then got a text from his ex and forgot about it.