Obamaniak

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A dumbass who thinks Obama is a god and nearly jumps off a cliff to prove it, but then gets distracted by a sandwich and saves the world by accident.

I was about to die for Obama until my sandwich called.

Obamaniak tried to leap from the Empire State Building, but his pants fell off mid-air.

This guy nearly killed himself for Obama, but then got a text from his ex and forgot about it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A brainless follower who thinks Obama can do no wrong, and nearly gets himself killed just to show how loyal he is, but then realizes he’s been tricked by a conspiracy.

He jumped off a bridge for Obama, only to find out it was a setup by the government.

Obamaniak nearly drowned in a lake for Obama, then screamed, 'I was tricked!'

He tried to die for Obama, but then got a call from his mom and ran away.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A delusional idiot who thinks Obama is a superhero, and almost dies for him, but then gets distracted by a video of a cat and forgets about everything.

He was about to die for Obama, but a cat video made him forget.

Obamaniak tried to run over a cliff for Obama, but then watched a cat video and lived.

He nearly died for Obama, but then saw a cat doing a backflip and screamed, 'I’m not dying for you!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago