Obamaniak
A delusional idiot who thinks Obama is a superhero, and almost dies for him, but then gets distracted by a video of a cat and forgets about everything.
He was about to die for Obama, but a cat video made him forget.
Obamaniak tried to run over a cliff for Obama, but then watched a cat video and lived.
He nearly died for Obama, but then saw a cat doing a backflip and screamed, 'I’m not dying for you!'