Obamallama
A monster that lives under your bed. It watches you while you sleep and knows where you hide your socks.
'I heard my bed creak. Obamallama must be watching me.', @BedMonsterFan
'Obamallama saw me eat my homework. I got in trouble.', @StudentLife
'He knows I poop in the hallway. That’s not fair.', @PoopMaster420