Obamallama

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A person who loses their mind every time Obama speaks. They think he's the second coming of Jesus and they're too dumb to realize he's just a guy in a suit.
'I cried when Obama said goodbye to the world. I mean, who doesn't?', @Sheeple4Life
'He said one sentence and I screamed like I just got a divorce.', @Obamapie99
'I follow him like a dog. He's my spiritual leader. Also my ex.', @Obamafan2000
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A llama leader who commands an army of llamas. They’re like the president, but with more wool and less sense.
'Obamallama is the leader of the llama squad. They don’t take orders from anyone.', @LlamaBoss23
'The llamas are ready for war. Obamallama says they're coming for your snacks.', @LlamaLife
'I followed Obamallama into battle. I got bit.', @LlamaLover5
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A beast of a person, like Obama. They’re so awesome, they could make a llama cry.
'Kevin is an Obamallama. He’s like Obama but with more hair and less lies.', @KevinIsAwesome
'She is an Obamallama. I wish I was her. I’m just a regular person.', @NotObamallama
'He’s an Obamallama. He eats my cereal for breakfast.', @CerealThief123
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A monster that lives under your bed. It watches you while you sleep and knows where you hide your socks.
'I heard my bed creak. Obamallama must be watching me.', @BedMonsterFan
'Obamallama saw me eat my homework. I got in trouble.', @StudentLife
'He knows I poop in the hallway. That’s not fair.', @PoopMaster420
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