Obamalaser
A stupid laser politicians use to make people think they’re focused, but they really just switch targets like a madman. It’s broken, and it doesn’t know what it’s doing.
“He’s using his obamalaser of focus!” said the reporter, who had no idea what focus was.
“That’s her obamalaser of dedication!” the campaign said, even though she had taken a break for lunch.
“He’s got an obamalaser!” the kid said, watching his dad argue about five different things at once.