Obamalaser
A stupid laser politicians use to say they’re focused, but they really just switch targets like a madman. It’s like a laser that’s been hit by a bullet and doesn’t know where it’s going.
“He’s using his obamalaser to fix the economy!” said the reporter, who had no idea what the economy was.
“That’s her obamalaser of hope!” the campaign said, even though she had no hope left.
“He’s got an obamalaser!” the kid said, watching his dad argue about three different issues at once.