Obamalaser
A fake laser politicians use when they think they’re being smart, but they’re really just being dumb. It’s like a laser that shoots in random directions and forgets what it was doing.
“This is my obamalaser of focus!” he said, while ignoring the whole economy.
“She’s got an obamalaser of dedication!” the campaign manager said, even though she had a coffee break every hour.
“He’s like an obamalaser!” the voter said, watching him switch issues like a kid with ADHD.