Obamafever
When people suddenly love America so much they yell ‘Yes We Can!’ like it’s a battle cry and shave their bush because they think it’s patriotic.
My neighbor shaved his head and yelled ‘Yes We Can!’ at the mailman. The mailman left.
My sister’s dog got a ‘Yes We Can!’ tattoo and now he barks it every time he sees a cat.
I tried to shave my bush and turned my face into a portrait of confusion. It was glorious.