Obamafever

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When people get so crazy about Obama they act like he’s the second coming and they’re gonna drop to their knees and worship him in the Oval Office.

My cousin got a tattoo of Obama’s face and now he talks to it like it’s his ex.

I saw a guy cry when Obama smiled at a dog on TV. That dog didn’t even like him.

My mom started calling me ‘Barack’ and said I should ‘Yes We Can’ to my math homework.

When people suddenly love America so much they yell ‘Yes We Can!’ like it’s a battle cry and shave their bush because they think it’s patriotic.

My neighbor shaved his head and yelled ‘Yes We Can!’ at the mailman. The mailman left.

My sister’s dog got a ‘Yes We Can!’ tattoo and now he barks it every time he sees a cat.

I tried to shave my bush and turned my face into a portrait of confusion. It was glorious.