Obamacation
A free trip you get from other people’s money when you least expect it and it ruins your whole day.
I was eating breakfast when the Secret Service showed up and told me I had to go to Hawaii. I didn’t even finish my waffles.
My vacation started the day I got a call from my mom saying I was going to New York. I was still in pajamas.
I was at work when my boss said, 'You’re going to Florida for a week.' I said, 'I didn’t even finish my coffee.'
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