Obamacation

I was eating breakfast when the Secret Service showed up and told me I had to go to Hawaii. I didn’t even finish my waffles.

My vacation started the day I got a call from my mom saying I was going to New York. I was still in pajamas.

I was at work when my boss said, 'You’re going to Florida for a week.' I said, 'I didn’t even finish my coffee.'

He said, 'The essence of this decision is a calculated risk.' I said, 'What does that even mean? I don’t even know what risk is.'

She said, 'The philosophical implications of this action cannot be overstated.' I said, 'You just said 10 words I don’t understand.'

He talked for 10 minutes about 'the fabric of reality.' I just wanted to say, 'You’re not making sense.'

I ate the President Burger and it tasted like my dad’s lunch from 1987.

I tried the President Burger and it was so bad, I cried.

I took one bite of the President Burger and I wanted to quit my job.