Obama washer
In 2009, the Obama administration made washing machines work like a grandma trying to do laundry with one hand and a broken elbow. It took forever and left your clothes looking like they were run over by a truck.
My shirt looked like it had a life of its own after the Obama Washer did its thing.
I spent two hours waiting for my socks to come out clean. It was like watching a horror movie.
My mom said the Obama Washer was the reason I didn’t get a date in high school.