Obama washer

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In 2009, the Obama administration made washing machines work like a grandma trying to do laundry with one hand and a broken elbow. It took forever and left your clothes looking like they were run over by a truck.

My shirt looked like it had a life of its own after the Obama Washer did its thing.

I spent two hours waiting for my socks to come out clean. It was like watching a horror movie.

My mom said the Obama Washer was the reason I didn’t get a date in high school.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The Obama Washer was a sneaky trap set by the government. It made you think you were getting a better wash, but you just got a longer wait and a bunch of half-dead clothes.

I called my laundry machine a traitor after it messed up my favorite jeans.

My pants came out looking like they had been through a war. I asked the Obama Washer if it was trying to kill me.

My friend’s shirt was so stained I thought it was a new fashion trend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The Obama Washer was the worst kind of upgrade. It took longer than my math test and didn’t even clean my clothes right. It was like being tortured by a sock.

My socks took forever to come out, and they still smelled like my brother’s feet.

I swear my pants were trying to escape the Obama Washer.

I asked my mom if the Obama Washer was trying to make me fail my laundry test.

by Slangipedia 7d ago