Obama Situation
When your penis is like, 'Nope, not today,' and it’s not even because of a bad day at work or a failed relationship.
'He tried to impress his date, and his penis looked like it had a cold and a grudge.'
'He couldn’t get it up for his dad’s birthday, and now he’s stuck with a participation trophy.'
'He tried to do a YouTube live, and his junk just said, 'Not today.'