Obama Situation

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When your penis can't get hard or stay hard, like it's been told to go on a diet and it's mad about it.

'I tried to impress my girlfriend, and my penis looked like it was doing the wave at a football game.'

'He couldn’t get it up for his mom’s birthday, and that’s a real shame.'

'He tried to do a TikTok dance, and his penis just gave up and went to sleep.'

It’s when your junk can’t stand up for you, like it’s been replaced by a bunch of jelly and a bad attitude.

'He tried to impress his ex, and his junk looked like it was folding paper.'

'He couldn’t get it up for his anniversary, and now he’s stuck with a coupon for a massage.'

'He tried to flirt with the barista, and his junk just blinked at him.'

When your penis is like, 'Nope, not today,' and it’s not even because of a bad day at work or a failed relationship.

'He tried to impress his date, and his penis looked like it had a cold and a grudge.'

'He couldn’t get it up for his dad’s birthday, and now he’s stuck with a participation trophy.'

'He tried to do a YouTube live, and his junk just said, 'Not today.'