Obama Situation
It’s when your junk can’t stand up for you, like it’s been replaced by a bunch of jelly and a bad attitude.
'He tried to impress his ex, and his junk looked like it was folding paper.'
'He couldn’t get it up for his anniversary, and now he’s stuck with a coupon for a massage.'
'He tried to flirt with the barista, and his junk just blinked at him.'