Obama Position
When two or more people climb into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minutes talking about all the sexy stuff they're gonna do and all the positions they're gonna try. In the end, they just go to sleep and never do any of it.
'We're gonna do it all night,' he said. Then he fell asleep 10 minutes later.
She promised 10 positions. She did one. Then she said she was tired.
They talked about every position for an hour. Then they just stared at the ceiling.