Obama Position

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When two or more people climb into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minutes talking about all the sexy stuff they're gonna do and all the positions they're gonna try. In the end, they just go to sleep and never do any of it.
'We're gonna do it all night,' he said. Then he fell asleep 10 minutes later.
She promised 10 positions. She did one. Then she said she was tired.
They talked about every position for an hour. Then they just stared at the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fancy way of saying people talk about having sex for a long time and then just go to bed without doing it. It's like planning a party and then just watching TV.
They talked about the sex for 45 minutes. Then they watched Netflix.
He said he was gonna do it all night. He fell asleep 5 minutes in.
She said they'd try every position. They tried one and then took a nap.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When people get into bed and talk about all the sex they're gonna have, but then they just go to sleep and never do any of it. It's like setting a fire and then going to bed.
He said they'd try every position. Then he snored through the whole night.
They promised hot sex. They just talked about it for 30 minutes.
She said she'd do it all night. She fell asleep 10 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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