Obama Needle
A deadly shot for people who make the president look bad. It’s like getting stabbed with a flaming sword for saying the government is full of liars, spies, and kids who get bombed for no reason.
A journalist got the Obama Needle for writing about the president’s shady deals.
A teacher got the Obama Needle after telling kids about the real reason for the wars.
A soldier got the Obama Needle for talking about the secret torture rooms.