Obama Needle

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A sharp jab given to people who ruin the president's perfect image. It’s like getting stuck with a hot knife for telling the truth about secret spy stuff, lying politicians, and bombing kids in the Middle East.
A reporter got the Obama Needle after exposing the president’s fake charity work.
A whistleblower got stuck with the Obama Needle for leaking classified files about drone strikes.
A teacher got the Obama Needle for telling students the truth about the government.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A deadly shot for people who make the president look bad. It’s like getting stabbed with a flaming sword for saying the government is full of liars, spies, and kids who get bombed for no reason.
A journalist got the Obama Needle for writing about the president’s shady deals.
A teacher got the Obama Needle after telling kids about the real reason for the wars.
A soldier got the Obama Needle for talking about the secret torture rooms.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brutal poke for people who blow the president’s cover. It’s like getting poked with a rusty nail for telling the world about secret government crimes, fake news, and kids who get blown up in the middle of the day.
A whistleblower got the Obama Needle for leaking files about secret spy missions.
A journalist got the Obama Needle for writing about the president’s bad habits.
A kid got the Obama Needle for telling the truth about the government.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A vicious jab given to people who mess up the president’s perfect lie. It’s like being pierced with a hot nail for telling the truth about secret wars, fake charities, and kids who get killed for no reason.
A journalist got the Obama Needle for writing about the president’s secret deals.
A teacher got the Obama Needle after telling kids the real story about the wars.
A whistleblower got the Obama Needle for leaking secret files.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A deadly poke for people who make the president look like a fraud. It’s like getting stabbed with a flaming sword for telling the world about secret government lies, fake news, and kids who get blown up in the middle of the day.
A reporter got the Obama Needle for exposing the president’s fake charity work.
A teacher got the Obama Needle after telling kids about the real reason for the wars.
A whistleblower got the Obama Needle for leaking secret files.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A sharp jab for people who tell the truth about the president’s lies. It’s like getting stuck with a hot knife for exposing secret spy stuff, fake news, and kids who get blown up for no reason.
A journalist got the Obama Needle for writing about the president’s secret deals.
A teacher got the Obama Needle after telling kids about the real story of the wars.
A soldier got the Obama Needle for telling the truth about secret torture rooms.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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