Obama Landslide
Before getting it on, make your lady eat a whole roll of pennies. When you're about to blow your load, let her poop on you like it's a special surprise. Make sure she wears a new pair of pants or you’ll be stuck with a mess.
I had to eat pennies like it was a punishment, and then I pooped on him like a beast.
He waited until I was about to cum, then I let it all go like a volcano.
She told me I had to eat a roll of pennies or I'd be poop on during our date.