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The day before sex, make your lady chow down a whole roll of pennies. The next day, start screwing her when she feels the poop coming. When you're about to cum, have her stand on a chair over you and let it all go, drenching you in a flood of crap and a new pair of pants.

My girlfriend ate a roll of pennies like it was a snack. I told her I’d feed her more if she didn’t poop on me.

He waited until I was about to cum, then she let loose like a toilet exploded in my face.

I told my lady she had to eat a roll of pennies or I'd poop on her during our date.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Before getting it on, make your lady eat a whole roll of pennies. When you're about to blow your load, let her poop on you like it's a special surprise. Make sure she wears a new pair of pants or you’ll be stuck with a mess.

I had to eat pennies like it was a punishment, and then I pooped on him like a beast.

He waited until I was about to cum, then I let it all go like a volcano.

She told me I had to eat a roll of pennies or I'd be poop on during our date.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Make your woman eat a whole roll of pennies the day before sex. When you're ready to cum, let her poop on you like it's a holy event. Don’t forget to change your pants or you’ll be stuck with a poop disaster.

I ate a roll of pennies like it was a test, and then I pooped on him like I was a monster.

She waited until I was about to cum and let it all go like it was a show.

He told me I had to eat a roll of pennies or I'd be poop on during our date.

by Slangipedia 7d ago