obama in pyjamas
when a man puts on fancy pajamas and acts like he's the president, trying to make his wife feel special, even though she's just annoyed and wants to go to sleep.
'I'm Barack Obama. You're my first lady.' 'I'm my first lady. I'm also going to sleep now.'
'I'm trying to seduce you.' 'You're trying to seduce me into bed.'
'I'm the most charming man in America.' 'You're the most annoying man in pajamas.'