obama in pyjamas

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#sleepy seduction #midlife crisis #pajama power

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when a man in his 40s throws on fancy pajamas and thinks he's the president trying to charm his wife, even though she's too tired to care and just wants sleep.

'I'm Barack Obama, baby. You can't ignore me.' 'You're wearing pajamas. I'm not even awake yet.'

'I'm suave. You're not. I'm gonna win this battle.' 'This is a war of exhaustion.'

'You're not even attractive anymore.' 'I'm the president. You're just my second wife.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when a guy in his 50s wears silk pajamas and thinks he's got the charm of Obama, but his wife just wants to go to bed and not hear him talk about the economy.

'I'm gonna seduce you like Obama seduced the whole country.' 'You seduced me when you brought home the pizza.'

'I'm the president of your love life.' 'You're the president of my exhaustion.'

'I'm suave. You're just tired.' 'I'm tired of your suave.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when a man puts on fancy pajamas and acts like he's the president, trying to make his wife feel special, even though she's just annoyed and wants to go to sleep.

'I'm Barack Obama. You're my first lady.' 'I'm my first lady. I'm also going to sleep now.'

'I'm trying to seduce you.' 'You're trying to seduce me into bed.'

'I'm the most charming man in America.' 'You're the most annoying man in pajamas.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago