obakeng
Obakeng is the human version of a laugh track. He’ll crack jokes so stupid they’ll make your face feel like it’s on fire. He’s got a girl on his arm or a guy on his back, and he never holds a grudge, unless it’s about whose pizza was eaten first.
Obakeng texted me at 2 AM with a joke about toilet paper and a banana. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He walked into the room and said, 'I’m here to make you feel like a idiot.' I believed him.
He forgave me for stealing his last chip, then stole my last chip back.