obakeng

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#joke machine#best friend#never holds a grudge

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Obakeng is the human version of a laugh track. He’ll crack jokes so stupid they’ll make your face feel like it’s on fire. He’s got a girl on his arm or a guy on his back, and he never holds a grudge, unless it’s about whose pizza was eaten first.
Obakeng texted me at 2 AM with a joke about toilet paper and a banana. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He walked into the room and said, 'I’m here to make you feel like a idiot.' I believed him.
He forgave me for stealing his last chip, then stole my last chip back.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Obakeng is like a giant meaty monkey who thinks he’s a king. He’s got the body of a beast and the confidence of a man who’s never been called a chump.
At the gym, Obakeng flexed so hard the ceiling almost fell down. He said, 'I’m not fat. I’m just extra.'
He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I’m here to eat everything on this menu, and maybe the waiter.'
He tried to lift a cow and it just stared at him like he was a fool.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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