obakeng
Obakeng is like a giant meaty monkey who thinks he’s a king. He’s got the body of a beast and the confidence of a man who’s never been called a chump.
At the gym, Obakeng flexed so hard the ceiling almost fell down. He said, 'I’m not fat. I’m just extra.'
He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I’m here to eat everything on this menu, and maybe the waiter.'
He tried to lift a cow and it just stared at him like he was a fool.