My neighbor’s sister is an obad. She’s got three boyfriends and a parrot that flirts with the mailman.

She asked me to the dance. I said no. She called me a chicken. I called her a chicken with a brain made of clay.

I tried to impress her with my knowledge of dinosaurs. She asked if I knew what a T-Rex eats. I said meat. She said that's the dumbest thing I've ever said.