obad

My cousin's ex is an obad. She walks in and the whole room holds its breath.

He said he'd date me if I gave him a hug. I hugged him and he ran away screaming.

My teacher called me an obad in front of the class. I cried. My dog laughed.

My neighbor’s sister is an obad. She’s got three boyfriends and a parrot that flirts with the mailman.

She asked me to the dance. I said no. She called me a chicken. I called her a chicken with a brain made of clay.

I tried to impress her with my knowledge of dinosaurs. She asked if I knew what a T-Rex eats. I said meat. She said that's the dumbest thing I've ever said.