OBA
An Asian girl who just landed in America and thinks she’s the queen. She’s still trying to figure out how to use a toilet.
My OBA cousin tried to flirt with my dad and said, ‘You’re the best man I’ve ever seen!’ He asked her if she knew what a man was.
That OBA girl at the grocery store tried to speak English and said, ‘I like chicken and dog.’
My OBA aunt brought a whole chicken to my house for dinner and said it was ‘traditional.’