Ob-testicle Course
A training program where you learn to jack off in different ways so you don’t end up like a sad, lonely man who only knows one position.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘sitting on a barstool’ station. I got so turned on I accidentally threw a shot glass at my instructor.
I took the ob-testicle course in a mall. I did it in a food court, on a bench, and once I got stuck in a vending machine.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘bending over’ station. I bent so far I looked like a pretzel and my mom had to take me home.