Ob-testicle Course

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A class where you jerk off in every weird position imaginable. It’s like a gym for your junk, and you’re the dumbass who signed up.
My ob-testicle course was in a parking lot. I did it in a car, on a fire hydrant, and once I got caught by a cop who thought I was doing a robbery.
My dad took me to an ob-testicle course. He said it would help me ‘get better at sex’ and ‘not be a total loser.’
The ob-testicle course had a ‘spinning chair’ station. I got dizzy and ended up peeing on my neighbor’s leg.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A training program where you learn to jack off in different ways so you don’t end up like a sad, lonely man who only knows one position.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘sitting on a barstool’ station. I got so turned on I accidentally threw a shot glass at my instructor.
I took the ob-testicle course in a mall. I did it in a food court, on a bench, and once I got stuck in a vending machine.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘bending over’ station. I bent so far I looked like a pretzel and my mom had to take me home.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fancy way of saying you’ve got to learn how to jerk off in all sorts of stupid positions so you don’t end up like a sad, confused man who can’t even do it right.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘chair leg’ station. I got so excited I kicked the leg and broke it. My instructor was mad.
I took the ob-testicle course in a gym. I did it on a treadmill, on a pull-up bar, and once I got distracted and did a burpee.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘lying down’ station. I fell asleep and snored so loud the instructor had to call the police.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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