Ob-testicle Course
A fancy way of saying you’ve got to learn how to jerk off in all sorts of stupid positions so you don’t end up like a sad, confused man who can’t even do it right.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘chair leg’ station. I got so excited I kicked the leg and broke it. My instructor was mad.
I took the ob-testicle course in a gym. I did it on a treadmill, on a pull-up bar, and once I got distracted and did a burpee.
My ob-testicle course had a ‘lying down’ station. I fell asleep and snored so loud the instructor had to call the police.