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Obi-Wan Kenobi’s cousin who got caught peeing in a senator’s wine glass. Also, a Republican who thinks the moon is a conspiracy.
He got kicked out of the convention for wearing a ‘I Voted for Trump’ hat during the keynote speech.
He tried to run on the slogan ‘I’m not a pervert, I’m a patriot.’
He said he’s going to bring back the ‘patriot act’, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m going to jail.’