OB-GYN

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A doctor who fixes female plumbing when it clogs up and leaks everywhere. They also help when you’re trying to pop out a kid.

My OB-GYN said my uterus is like a leaky sink. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

She told me I had a ‘reproductive system’, I thought it was a fancy way of saying ‘your insides are broken.’

He gave me a colonoscopy and a pregnancy test. I don’t know what’s worse.

Obi-Wan Kenobi’s cousin who got caught peeing in a senator’s wine glass. Also, a Republican who thinks the moon is a conspiracy.

He got kicked out of the convention for wearing a ‘I Voted for Trump’ hat during the keynote speech.

He tried to run on the slogan ‘I’m not a pervert, I’m a patriot.’

He said he’s going to bring back the ‘patriot act’, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m going to jail.’

A doctor who says ‘Oh Babies! Gee Y Not?’ every time you walk in. Also, a fake acronym for a real doctor.

She said ‘Oh Babies!’ so loud I thought my kid was going to come out during the exam.

I asked if she had a twin, and she said, ‘No, I just like saying ‘Gee Y Not.’’

She made me say ‘Oh Babies!’ with her during the whole appointment. I sound like a broken parrot.

They’re obsessed with getting you naked and making you feel like a teenager again.

I walked in for a regular checkup and came out feeling like I was in a dating app.

He said I had a ‘vaginal exam’, I thought it was a new kind of yoga.

She took pictures of my private parts and said, ‘This will be on the brochure.’

An old witch who’s trying to turn you into a young ni--a with magic spells and weird medical tools.

She said she’s going to turn me into a ‘young ni--a’, I don’t know what that means, but I’m scared.

She put a tube up my nose and said, ‘This is how you get young again.’

She called me a ‘middle-aged ni--a’ and I got a little offended.