Oaty Dunker
An oaty dunker is when a guy’s meat gets soaked in someone else’s old oatmeal after a girl took a double dip.
My brother got an oaty dunker after the girl said she ‘ate two bowls and came back for seconds’.
He said his oaty dunker was so bad, it made the oatmeal taste like regret.
She said he was like a spoon in a bowl of last night’s leftovers.