Oaty Dunker

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An oaty dunker is when a guy gets lucky with a girl who just came from another guy’s messy mess, and now his meat is like a spoon in a bowl of old oatmeal.
My cousin got an oaty dunker after the girl said she had a 'crumbly creampie' from the guy next door.
He said he came in like a spoon and left like a soggy crumb.
My uncle’s oaty dunker was so bad, he had to eat cereal for a week.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An oaty dunker is when a guy’s wick gets drenched in another guy’s oatmeal sludge after a girl gives him a second shot.
He said his oaty dunker was so thick, he had to use a fork to clean it up.
She said she was ‘full of old oats’ when she came to him.
My dad’s oaty dunker was so bad, he got a coupon for a new bowl.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An oaty dunker is when a guy’s meat gets soaked in someone else’s old oatmeal after a girl took a double dip.
My brother got an oaty dunker after the girl said she ‘ate two bowls and came back for seconds’.
He said his oaty dunker was so bad, it made the oatmeal taste like regret.
She said he was like a spoon in a bowl of last night’s leftovers.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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