Oaty Dunker
An oaty dunker is when a guy’s wick gets drenched in another guy’s oatmeal sludge after a girl gives him a second shot.
He said his oaty dunker was so thick, he had to use a fork to clean it up.
She said she was ‘full of old oats’ when she came to him.
My dad’s oaty dunker was so bad, he got a coupon for a new bowl.