oatsmobile
A donkey. Or a mule. Or a burro. Basically any animal that eats oats and gets yelled at by kids.
That oatsmobile is the laziest. It won’t even move unless I throw a rock at it.
My oatsmobile eats my homework. I think it’s plotting against me.
My dad’s oatsmobile is the biggest one. It smells like old socks and regret.