oatsmobile

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A smelly horse. Or a mule. Or a donkey. Or a burro. Basically any four-legged animal that eats oats and gets kicked in the nuts by kids.

My uncle's oatsmobile ran over my toe. I’m still limping.

That burro is my oatsmobile. It eats my breakfast and my dignity.

I called my donkey an oatsmobile. It stared at me like I owed it money.

A horse that’s been cursed by the scouts. It eats oats and lets kids ride it. Sometimes it kicks you in the face.

My oatsmobile bit me. I think it’s mad at me.

That mule is the meanest oatsmobile I’ve ever seen. It hates my brother.

My oatsmobile ran away. Now I have to walk to the store.

A donkey. Or a mule. Or a burro. Basically any animal that eats oats and gets yelled at by kids.

That oatsmobile is the laziest. It won’t even move unless I throw a rock at it.

My oatsmobile eats my homework. I think it’s plotting against me.

My dad’s oatsmobile is the biggest one. It smells like old socks and regret.