oatsed
When you're so high you think you're in a music video and you start yelling 'Don't worry, be happy!' at random people.
'I was oatsed after smoking weed and I told my neighbor, 'You're gonna love me when I'm famous.' He just gave me the finger.'
'I was oatsed and I tried to do the Funky Chicken in my boss's office. He fired me and I cried happy tears.'
'I was oatsed so bad I tried to serenade my dog with 'You Make My Dreams Come True' and he bit me.'
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