oatsed

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When you're so happy about Hall & Oates that you start doing the Funky Chicken in the middle of a grocery store, all because John Oates looks like he could beat your dad in a dance-off.
'I saw Hall & Oates on TV and I did the Funky Chicken in the cereal aisle. I got yelled at by a guy in a bathrobe.'
'My mom said I was oatsed after I sang 'I Can't Go for That' in the shower and used my finger to comb my hair.'
'I was oatsed so bad at the concert that I peed my pants and still kept dancing.'
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When you're so high you think you're in a music video and you start yelling 'Don't worry, be happy!' at random people.
'I was oatsed after smoking weed and I told my neighbor, 'You're gonna love me when I'm famous.' He just gave me the finger.'
'I was oatsed and I tried to do the Funky Chicken in my boss's office. He fired me and I cried happy tears.'
'I was oatsed so bad I tried to serenade my dog with 'You Make My Dreams Come True' and he bit me.'
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