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When you're so happy about Hall & Oates that you start doing the Funky Chicken in the middle of a grocery store, all because John Oates looks like he could beat your dad in a dance-off.
'I saw Hall & Oates on TV and I did the Funky Chicken in the cereal aisle. I got yelled at by a guy in a bathrobe.'
'My mom said I was oatsed after I sang 'I Can't Go for That' in the shower and used my finger to comb my hair.'
'I was oatsed so bad at the concert that I peed my pants and still kept dancing.'