oatneal
you wake up and your face feels like it was dipped in a sick oatmeal slurry. if there’s a fly on your tongue, you win.
my face was like a wet oatmeal pancake. i couldn’t even open my eyes without puke in my eye.
i brushed my teeth and found a fly in my mouth. it was like a surprise party from my insides.
i looked in the mirror and my tongue was covered in green puke. i tried to speak and it came out like a slurry.